lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

(Source: daryl-the-lil-asskicker)

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

image

ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

image

i pledge allegiance to that ass

captainmurrca:

physics-and-fiction:

The full list of upcoming marvel projects which can be found on IMDb. There is a distinct lack of hulk here. However there are lots that I’m really happy about.

#25 COULD MEAN BUDAPEST

iamnotathornbird:


hugglez4eva:

yungcoochie:

and yet 2007 still happened

Just shows you that you can get back to a better place even after reaching a low point

this is actually really inspiring.

iamnotathornbird:

hugglez4eva:

yungcoochie:

and yet 2007 still happened

Just shows you that you can get back to a better place even after reaching a low point

this is actually really inspiring.

(Source: fuckinglovebrit)

saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(Source: targents)

cumberbuddy:

deafbanker:

wHY ARE PEOPLE STILL NOT TALKING ABOUT SHERLOCK RUNNING UP THE STAIRS

she may have won my man but ohhhh boy she isn’t winning this one

cumberbuddy:

deafbanker:

wHY ARE PEOPLE STILL NOT TALKING ABOUT SHERLOCK RUNNING UP THE STAIRS

she may have won my man but ohhhh boy she isn’t winning this one

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…