iwasateenagefaery:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep

(Source: best-of-memes)

plays

jojje94:

Notification trolling.

scarlettsiren:

Victorian Ghost Photography

Do not talk to me about how serious and straight-laced the Victorians were

(Source: mistgates)

shadownight2194:

valerieparker:

domics:

montoya:

domics:

Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ?

So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and that blew his mind. 

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NO I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TUMBLR STOP THAT

Dat some deep shit

grandpagrumpko:

darthmater:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

long ago, the four augustuses lived in harmony.

then, everything changed when the metaphors attacked

(Source: lameboob)

vintage-kisses:

Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for missing loads of stuff because really no time had passed at all

today i met someone who told me i was like a cross between kat dennings and ellen page

i can die happy now

nychnymph:

don’t romanticize basic rights 
it’s not attractive that a man is a feminist 
it’s not sexy that a man finally realizes the prejudice against women and how very oppressed women are 
it’s common sense

(Source: werenych)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a know that kid who’s at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far.

beyoncebeytwice:

magicconchshell:

wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed.

(Source: notenoughhiddles)

clannyphantom:

there’s this girl at my school who hates me but jokes on her because she just used one of my text posts as her status

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

meter-ten:

jamieaiken919:

lilyhatesjazzhands:

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

college